Once upon a time there was a woman who had a minor obsession with Rainbow Chip cake frosting from Betty Crocker. This particular cake frosting was known to help cure bad days, made its appearance on everyone's birthday cakes, and even the woman's daughters indulged in the obsession of eating this cake frosting right out of the can with a spoon.
On one particularly bad day the woman ventured out to the local grocery store in need of her beloved treat. Her first stop was a bust so she decided to try ALL of the other places where she'd found her cake frosting before. After many stops, and minor panic set in, she returned home empty handed without any frosting.
So she decided to do a bit of research, first stop bettycrocker.com. Much to her dismay she was unable to find the desired item on the website ANYWHERE. This lead to even more research and she was quickly horrified by the news that said cake frosting had been discontinued. How could this be?! She tweeted the company directly, joined the "Bring Back Our Icing" Facebook, everything only to be told the icing had been discounted due to low sales. Bullsh!t this woman alone had bought enough of the cake frosting to keep the company in business forever just from her purchases alone.
There was nothing else to do so she sulked, pouted, tried other treats, but nothing was quite the same as her Rainbow Chip cake frosting. So little by little she slowly began to forget about her beloved treat. Then one day she was looking at another obsession, Instagram, and saw a pic by one of her favorite content creators. It was a pic of cookies baked with colorful M&Ms and cupcakes with a very familiar looking cake frosting. The quotation that went along with the picture said "It's a rainbow chip kind of day." The woman couldn't believe her eyes. Could it really be true that her cake icing, or something similar, was indeed available? The woman sent a quick message asking for details about the icing and to her surprise she received a response saying that it was indeed the cake frosting she once loved and that is was available.
The very next day the woman and her oldest daughter went out in search of the cake frosting. It pleased them both to find a well stocked supply at their local grocery store. The woman's daughter quickly began filling her arms with as many cans of the cake icing as she could hold. The woman and her daughter laughed and giggled as they rejoiced in the fact the bad days and birthdays would now be normal again.